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The Northwest Twelve Days of Christmas
9781455623297
Regular price $16.99 Sale price $12.74 Save 25%
Thick-framed eyewear and skinny jeans abound in this refreshing rendition of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas carol that finally answers the age old question: What do you give a hipster for Christmas? Could it be a potlatch near the Salish Sea? Or maybe three flannel shirts? One thing is for sure, if it’s a Northwest Christmas, you can count on at least five weeks of rain! Bearded and straight-banged locals and non-locals of all ages alike will lift a brow at the humorous depictions of coffee shops, pods of orcas, and other familiar scenes in this happenin’ holiday update. It’s sure to put a smile on any beatnik’s face, especially since they heard it first, before it went all mainstream.
Down-Home Twelve Days of Christmas, A
9781455622986
Regular price $16.99 Sale price $12.74 Save 25%More Southern Christmas spirit than you can handle!
Cyndi Lou finds herself in a quite a fix when her beau, Billy Ray, tries to secure her affection with an assortment of Christmas gifts. This sounds like a pretty good deal for Cyndi Lou and her Memaw, but when the gifts go on for twelve days straight and include such Christmas “treasures” as razorback hogs, live catfish, and a dozen possums, it’s hard for Cyndi Lou to really get into the Christmas spirit. What with all of the armadillos and those Nascar racers taking up residence in the double-wide, is it any wonder the sheriff has to put Memaw in the sanitarium? This enchantingly fractured version of the well-known rhyme for adults will truly “bless your heart!”
